There are those about us who are under the, mistaken idea, that Obeseity is caused by White flour and Sugar.
I am here to tell you this is not the case. Obeseity is caused by Sainsburys and I myself am living proof as to this assertion.
Having sent the Scullery Maid to purchase comestibles for Dennypoos Acres I was astounded to note that she had been remiss in her duties to the tune of 'Rocket leaves'.
No self respecting plate of bunny fodder is complete without this peppery addition and so I my mission (and I chose to accept it) was to remedy the situation forthwith.
Immagine my horror to see displayed in the cheapo section of the in-store bakery a large quantity of Double Chocolate Muffins (large size). Casting about me I espied large amounts of Chocolate Profiteroles ( reduced in price from £1.69 to 59p per twelve pack). I had in the local hostelry heard some youths talking about 6 packs and so, I sought to go one better, and out-do the callow youths with a 12 pack
I bought the lot and added all the Muffins a man could carry, for good measure.
I have to tell you that ingestion of these articles has produced a touch of Man Boob
.
I away now to have Nursie pummel me into shape. Six pack be dammed, I've a Firkin.
Today I shall have the in house muscians play some..Brahms.