Hell&related Stuff

......pertains to what my Mum would call 'your smalls'

Does one hand wash to be Ecologically chummy or bung em in the machine?
I tend to the hand wash but with what? Bio or non Bio? Bearing in mind the two Footie induced stains:

Urine.......produced whilst pissing ones-self at the feeble attempts in front of goal by the England forwards,*

Crap........produced by shitting ones-self in an edge of seat kind of way as England try to hold on to a slender lead.

* its much more likely to be this possibility

Oh the World poses me so many questions during a first half which must have beeen broadcast at half speed.

I away now to bung a tenner on Spain.

.......that Southampton, in which town 'Dennypoos Acres' can be found is the birthplace of the England centre forward.

I jest not, just look at whom we have produced recently:

Peter Crouch,all round bean pole and current holder of the title 'Englands Saviour'.Played for Southampton before big money move to Liverpool.

James Beatie Another Saints player before his big money move to Scouseland with a blue hue.

Alan Shearer Saints player before big money move to Blackburn and then to Newcastle.

Matt le Tissier remained at Southampton and so didn't get as many caps as perhaps he should.

We also produced Mick Channon and Theo Walcott , an England player who no one has actually seen play.

And bugger me if Kenwane Jones (Trinidads centre forward) doesn't play for Southampton as well.

What a place, must be something in the water.