I've decided that the most suitable position for me is....PONTIF.
Readers of my pages may think this absurd, but hold your horses young 'fella me lads'. Think on, I have many skills and atributes necessary to be a great Pope.
1. I have no religon whatsoever.
2. I am not a humourless German.
3. I have never been a Nazi.
see, an endless list.
I would do away with all this LIMBO crap we've been hearing about and do away with much of the catechism. I would bring the Papal sermons up to date, and here I'm thinking of spattering the texts with phrases like:
Go the extra mile
Joined up thinking.
Singing from the same Hymn-book
Thats all well and good, I hear you say, but whats in it for old Dennypoos?
Dear reader, do not worry your alcohol befuddled brain, I will get immense Job satisfaction. How?
Well it has long been my aim to have people, perhaps like youselves, travel from far and wide, 'oer land and sea, and at great expense even, to come and kiss my ring.
May my benedictions be upon you all and may you live long and prosper.
Hugs and kisses......Pope Dennydict I
