Following His Blairness' abject and deep regrets, with regard to our part in the 'slave trade', I would like to add a little something of my own:
I would like to offer my deepest regrets and sympathy to the families of the bereaved for the actions of my fellow countrymen and for the actions of 'The Knights Templar' in 1187 who sacked the city of Acre, in the Holy land, killing all who were found. Some three-thousand innocent persons lost their lives due to an excess of religeous zeal.
SORRY.
I would also like to take this oportunity to decry the use of weapons of mass destruction during the battle of Agincourt, where we shot the arses off the French nobility and sundry european mercenaries with the English Longbow.
I will do my utmost to ensure that such an act of barbarism will not go unpunished.
SORRY.
there now, concience eased.

2006-11-28 @ 11:09