Ah! now here's the thing, Buffoon Boy has been given the 'golden rivet' this morning.
Our super hero gave Lulu (more about her later) a lift into work this morning, full of himself about what he'd done on his hols and the amount of kitchens he was going to sell this week not knowing he was for the off.
Large scale meeting with our two managers then an emptying of the company car. There were tears before breakfast let alone bed time, but as he was sacked from his previous job for gross misconduct, perhaps we got away easy.The only problem is that now Lulu and myself have to sort out the bloody mess we've been left in. I am thankfully excelent at the "oil on troubled waters" routine and we should do well eventually though god only knows what other cock-ups will emerge.
On a brighter note I'm £100 better off than I was last week as I got a 'distinction' on a training module that we are asked to do.Really easy dosh and I can do loads more of these things this year.
I counted him in, I saw him away.
Dennypoos, always a shoulder at the ready.
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Ah, dennypoos... great to have you back
My days have been positively lacking in joie de vivre during your long absence! But at least now that you are firmly installed in the workplace, your colleagues get to share in your buoyant enthusiasm for life. I know that you welcome the chance to spread a little happiness.