Sorry to my Hoards of admirers but we here at Fuckwit Builders Merchants inc. have been tremendously busy.

Busy or not, Hot as a Wallabies Jock strap or not........I am not allowed to wear shorts.

Now, the legs arn't bad at all, the hoary old bollocks I've been given is that being a builders merchants, I could come into contact with cement dust.

I'm in the showrooms, all my legs come into contact with is the floor (at the foot end) and the chair (at my arse end).

The name here may have to be officially changed to 'Fuckwitts'.

Dennypoos...........as exasperated as a very exasperated bunny.