Hell&related Stuff

Not only are the inhabitants of 'Sunny Southampton' apt to make the occasional 'faux-pas' but the lack of educashion seems to have travelled along the south coast.

Witness this fine example from Bournemouth.

I'm

having some second thoughts about this one.........Batteries...Battery's.......Nah I was right the first time.

Dennypoos......................the thinking womans house husband.

....be sending my CV to the FA for the soon to be vacant position of 'Head Coach' at Engeerrrland Utd.
The reasons are manyfold:

I have a passion for football.

I do not drink coffee from paper cups.

I, as head Honcho for Engeerrrland Utd, would have a minion holding the umbrella that was keeping the elaborately coiffured bonce of Dennypoos dry.

So not for me at the moment.

Dennypoos....................wisdom at no real cost.

Who said that the Orientals were just inscruitable, pah! Not I, and I have the proof....see photo below.

Of late there has been an explosion of Gentleman's clubs here in sunny Southampton. One particular establishment is called "For your eyes only" and I've been told that its a lapdancing club (whatever that means).

Imagine if another late night venue was to open in the vicinity with a similar name, would confusion follow?

Dunno, but a Thai restaurant did just that.....

We here in sunny Southampton have always been at the forefront of environmental issues and as such I am pleased to be able to unveil the latest offering in the 'Green agenda' that is just so Southampton.

Yep bloggees we are now invited to perform our bodilly functions in the local parks thus bypassing expensive water treatment plants, sewerage systems, and all that old Victorian gubbins.

We have indeed moved one stage on from the traditional cottage garden"Bucket and Chuck it" and by eliminating the, probably palstic petrochemically produced, bucket we can actually be accused of joined-up thinking, this being a first for our council.

I wonder if any of you folk out there in the Ether have similar examples that they could liven my day up with?

Dennypoos...........as green as a courgette.

Am I the only one who after watching the 'Footer', and in this instance Liverpool giving the Dago team a damned good Tonking, stays on to watch the post match interviews in the hope that at least one of the players, when interviewed, will not start a sentence with.........."Like I say"

Now I do not have a Goat, but if I did, this would surely get it.

In much the same way, the phrase........"Very much so" does when interview'ies of a Breakfast TV kind use it.

Grrrrrrr.

Dennypoos.......Education for the Nation.