Well not exactly a problem, more an opportunity for embarasment.
It behoves me every once in a while to go to Winchester and I do this on the bus, Solent Blue-line, and what a bone shaking toilet that conveyance was. I pass the time listening to music on my Phone/MP3 player/FM radio?/Camera. Upon reaching my destination, I stood and moved into the aisle to get to the front of the bus and debark. As I did this an Amazonian girl with legs up to god only knows where got up imediately in front of me.
I swear I didn't think she could hear me (your Honour) when I muttered, under my breath, "Nice arse". Of course with the earphones bunging up your ears your volume goes up, as the brain needs feed back to adjust the loudness of your astute comments. As it was, she obviously heard and turned round giving me one of those very sexy smiles where you kind of bite the inside of your cheek.
Given the cicumstances I did not want to push my luck too far, in a pervy old git way, by asking whether I could take her photograph, (yes I am a wus and I know it) and so made do with a snap of Amazonian body from the rear albeit complete with never-ending legs and 'nice arse', as previously mentioned.
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