There are rumours circulating that Mohammed Al Fayed is seeking Irish nationality as a snub to we Brits, what with him having been refused British citizenship on numerous occasions.
This rumour was strengthened, in my eyes anyway, by the fact that the friendly international between the Oirish bog leapers eleven and the Colombian Coke dealers eleven was played last night at 'Craven Cottage', home of Fulham Fc, owned by Al Fayed.
Obviously still smarting for having been made to look a vindictive arse over the Diana hearings the erstwhile owner of 'Harrabs' is trying another tack in order to feel wanted.
In truest 'Rumpole' style, I put it to you that any country that will allow this pompous overbearing self centred Twat, ( and yes actually I have met him) should be encouraged to do so in the vain hope that we can get rid of him.
Dennypoos..........Jingoist, perhaps, perhaps not. Daily Mail reader, certainly not.