I've just watched the TV programme 'Eggheads', something I have been avoiding until now.
C.J. There, said it. Now, my readers will know that I am, by and large, a calm, rational sort of bloke and so I wonder if they would be surprised if I were to mention that 'CJ' is the kind of person whom I would never get tired of hitting once I had started.
He is without doubt the kind of guy who causes decent, respectable folk to form clubs and associations who's only aim is to drive their cars into his living room until one of us is lucky enough to get the bastard.
You may think this un-christian and not exactly charitable, but, I put it to you, just watch one episode and you'll see why such an act would never warranty a conviction.
Dennypoos................a mere novice in the smug stakes.