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Posts archive for: 22 November, 2008
  • I just bin got...

    ...by a smart-arse phonetic joke.

    Imagine, if you will, Dennypoos partaking of a Blackcurrant and Soda with a friend who had recently had the good fortune to have been on a job-seeking course, at the end of which they did a little quiz.
    Imagine, if you will, Dennypoos' smug expression when he got all the questions correct................with one exception.

    Q. There are twenty six sheep in a field and one dies, how many are left?
    A. Twenty five.

    But not so. The answer given by equally smug friend was nineteen.

    A few moments thinking outside the box and I could see where he got nineteen from. I re-phrase the question in the form that correlates to the answer.

    Q. There are twenty sick sheep in a field and one dies, how many are left?
    A. Nineteen.

    I groaned as well so you are not alone.

    Dennypoos............never afraid to show his ignorance.

  • Here's persistance.

    Seen when on a photographic trundle around my favourite disused cemetery:

    P1010901

    Eve when cut down and used to edge a road, this tree refused to die.

    Dennypoos...............'aint natur grand?

  • Well I'll be blowed.

    Finally got round to reading my 'Times online' entertainment section and an interviewer lets it be known that Dame Helen Mirren is of Russian parentage. Gosh!
    A quick visit to wiki tells me she was born:

    Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov

    helen-mirren

    So the 'Queen' is a Ruskie, next I'll be finding out that the real Queen's a Kraut.

    Dennypoos..................Non-PC and proud of it.

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