...by a smart-arse phonetic joke.
Imagine, if you will, Dennypoos partaking of a Blackcurrant and Soda with a friend who had recently had the good fortune to have been on a job-seeking course, at the end of which they did a little quiz.
Imagine, if you will, Dennypoos' smug expression when he got all the questions correct................with one exception.
Q. There are twenty six sheep in a field and one dies, how many are left?
A. Twenty five.
But not so. The answer given by equally smug friend was nineteen.
A few moments thinking outside the box and I could see where he got nineteen from. I re-phrase the question in the form that correlates to the answer.
Q. There are twenty sick sheep in a field and one dies, how many are left?
A. Nineteen.
I groaned as well so you are not alone.
Dennypoos............never afraid to show his ignorance.

