1) I passed my driving test in a Citroen Dyane.
2) I have had a travelling exhibition of my photographs which visited, Scunthorpe, Hull, Leeds, Doncaster and Sheffield.
3) I have just sold my DSLR after one years use, for more than I paid for it.
4) I have been in prison.
5) I have worn my then girlfriend's underwear.
6) I 'Helped' two student friend to get their degrees by doing some of their work.
7) I have had a girlfriend who turned out to be a paranoid schizophrenic and who torched my entire vinyl and CD collection.
Satisfied now?
Dennypoos........................laid bare, or is he?