Found on the NHS job site:

Job Reference: 746-CC693
Job Title: Administrator
Area of Work: Saucepans
Employer: Southampton City PCT
Department: Community CAMHS
Location: Southampton
Salary: £13,233 - £16,333
Job Type:Permanent Staff Group:Administrative & Clerical Pay Scheme:Agenda for change Pay Band:2 Working pattern:30 hours

Administrator for Saucepans?????????

Have I gone through the wormhole, am I having a groundhog day, is there anybody out there, will I wake up soon?

Dennypoos..........had previously thought himself to be a bit odd at times, now thinks he is comparatively normal.